I need to stop having fun....

......because I could barely fit in my pants today since my ass is getting big!  Oh my word!  I don't recall these damn things being this snug.  I need to get my shit together NOW.

Okay, done bitching....but wait there's more.

WOD - was supposed to be 20/20/20 of swim/bike/run but with work things are a bit crazy this week so I chose to go for a run instead.  Hubby asked me to run to the store to meet him to pick out granite for the bathroom sink.  All I had to do was run up the hill behind work and back down the other side to meet him.  Maybe 25 minute run or so.  Pushed hard on the hill going up and felt great.  Picked out our granite, needed to poop (go figure) so hit KFC to use their potty (granite place didn't really have a "good" potty) and ran back to work.  This is when shit hit the fan:

A.  It's fucking hot out!
B.  Since I pushed hard and stopped to shop I could not get started again.
C.  Why do my feet hurt?  Oh great, blisters!  I haven't had blisters in ages.  Not even during my IM races.
D.  Uh oh, is that chafing under my arms.  Damn it! 
E.  OMG I want water so bad!

Phew!  Made it back to work in one piece looking like one big sweaty mess!  Hit the locker room to get cleaned up and stretch and that is when more shit hit the fan:

A.  I can't get my 2 inch sling-back shoes on for crying out loud.  My feet hurt too bad with the blisters.
B.  Why the hell can't I just wear my sneakers and shorts in the office.  Do I really need to look "pretty"?  Because right now I look like shit.
C.  Stupid chafing.  It stings and rubs against my shirt.  WTF!
D.  Why is my thong bothering me?  Shit, I have chafing in my ass crack.  Nice!

So here I am at my desk with all these issues.  I don't want to walk because my feet hurt in these fancy shoes (hate fancy shoes), thong is rubbing my chaffed ass (I should just take them off) and I'm realizing that I need to run more than once a week and I also need to start watching my diet.  I hate the word "diet" but I do need to focus.  I'm going to say that I will start on Monday.  Oh boy!  I hope I can do it!