What an AMAZING day! Today is really my last full day with the kids before they head to camp on Monday for two weeks from 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. and then off to school. Since I work tomorrow and Friday, today was technically my last day with them. So I decided to pack up the Tahoe and head to Watch Hill R.I. for some great body surfing. And body surfing we did!
My day started off really early...WOD was 5:45 a.m. spin class. When I got home I had to pack up lunches and get everything situated. On the road by 8:47 a.m. and we were on the beach and unpacked by 10:43 a.m. Not bad! The drive was really easy since we left just after morning rush hour. Arrived in RI early enough to get a decent parking spot. Granted, if we wanted the waves we needed to head to the beach away from the public beach which was a wee walk. Thank goodness we chose that beach because the waves were unbelievable. T and L's eyeballs almost popped out of their heads. They were so excited to take their boogie boards and ride the waves.
We stayed ALL DAY! I think we left the beach to head back to the car around 4-ish. By this point, Lincoln was knocked on his ass from this enormous wave, Roxy was eating everything and getting antsy to go home and Trinity's friend (the one she met at the beach) left so I finally had my daughter back. Here are all the funny things that happened today (at least I found it funny):
1. Trinity was digging in her crotch so bad due to the sand. The girl was in the water all day long, no wonder why her ass/and jay-jay is all full of sand. Mine would be too.
2. Every time I looked at Roxy she was sneaking something out of the cooler or the snack bag. She's just like her mother.
3. Trinity finally came out of the water very upset because she was chafing in her armpits from her suit and then between her legs because of the sand. Poor thing is like her mother too!
4. Had to help a family jump their car in the parking lot. And I had absolutely no idea that I had jumper cables in my "emergency kit" that I have in the back of the truck. Good to know!
5. Lincoln locks himself in the bathroom stall and a guy is yelling into the ladies room looking for Stacia. Are you fucking kidding me. I was trying to poop and I have this strange guy yelling for me. Trinity and Roxy were with me too and they bolted out to see what was going on with Lincoln. Talk about interrupting mama during a much needed moment!
6. Kids spilled an entire bottle of water at pizza place. We were on our hands and knees with paper towels cleaning it all up.
7. Pulled off all the kids' bathing suits to have an enormous pile of sand dumped into my truck. I can't even begin to think how all that sand got in their suits.
8. Forgot shorts for Trinity so she needed to wear my skirt into town so I could buy her some shorts. Poor girl would never survive in her itchy/sandy suit. Found a shop that sold regular cotton "Watch Hill" shorts that I bought for her. Woman's Small! Ouch!
9. Kids were thirsty all day that we did nothing but piss in the public bathroom once in town. We just about lived in the loo. It wasn't the nicest place either.
So once we got back to the truck, jumped somebodies car (I'm going to heaven for doing a good deed), dressed the kids, walked into town, bought T shorts, bathroom break, a couple of carousel rides, sliced pizza at the Watch Hill pizza shop, another bathroom break, ice cream, another bathroom break, back to car I finally arrived home by 7:45 p.m. Now I needed to unload the truck and get every body's asses/crotches scrubbed. Trinity needed to be lubed up with bag balm for all her chafing and finally get my own ass out of my bathing suit and into the shower. I needed to scrub my ass real good too. I was hitting those waves with the kids so sand found it's way up my crotch and in my top. Yahoo!
Another wonderful day with the kids. The only thing that I'm really sad about is that my kids did not thank me for the special day that we had. Instead Trinity bitched about her chafing, Roxy complained that she was "hungry" and Lincoln was just following the crowd and picking on his sisters. I guess I was expecting "Mommy, thank you so much! I had a great day with you today!" or "Mommy, that was the best day ever! I love you!". Nope! I didn't get anything at all. Very sad! Oh well!
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