....nothing fancy today! I am now teaching the 9:30 a.m. spin class every Wednesday in exchange for my Wednesday evening class. Today was my first day teaching the Wed morning class and it was great. Same faces that I see around the gym and in my Tuesday class and surely some newer faces.
WOD - 1 hour spin class with fast hills, 20 sprints and more hills to end it off. I was drenched!
Roxy and I headed over to my friends house in Burlington to drop off her birthday present. We hung out for about an hour and a half and Roxy swam for about 10 seconds. I didn't think anything of it but she curled up in my lap and asked if we could go home so she could nap. Well aright then! Let's go home! When I got her to bed I unpacked the truck and threw in a load of laundry and just tried to clean up the best that I could. I really needed to get my ass outside and weed around my flower beds so that is what I did. Boy oh boy was I drenched. I even showered after class, why did I bother? Once I was done I came inside and laid on the couch with R once she woke up. We had about a half an hour before we needed to get the kids from the camp bus stop. I enjoyed that time relaxing but I did notice that she felt warm and again didn't think anything of it. Todd came home early and was able to hang with L and R while I took T to get her back to school haircut at a real salon. $30 later (including tip) she looked pretty much the same just smelled better :-)
Picked up pizza for supper and then home.
R barely ate and she quickly left the supper table and headed to the couch to lay down. Uh oh! She must be sick because she never does that! Well, she was warm but we didn't dope her up until bed time because she would get off the couch and piss off her brother like normal so I didn't think she was that bad. We did give her meds before bed because tomorrow is work day and I cannot call out. Todd will have to work from home if she's not doing too well. OR dope her up in the morning and send her into school hoping they don't notice anything....how mean is that!
So I have two races left on my "race schedule" this summer; Madison Sprint Tri on Sept 10th and the Hartford 1/2 Marathon on Oct 17th. Have I done anything to get myself ready? Nope! I have not swam in over two weeks and I barely run. I'm thinking that I really need to run tomorrow at lunch but I am afraid that I will poop! I'll just need to pack the tissues in my shorts :-)
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
It's A Wonderful Day In The Neighborhood......
....a beautiful day in the neighborhood, won't you be mine, could you be my neighbor! Remember Mr. Rogers! When I think back to that show he is one scary dude!
Today was "neighbor" day. Dropped T and L off at the camp bus for 8 a.m., back home for R and I to get dressed for the gym, out the door at 9 a.m. to pick up my neighbors girls (I take them every Tuesday), teach class (90 minutes today), over to Kohl's to use my 30% off coupon with R and the girls and then met my other neighbor at McDonald's with her grandson for lunch and then to the Plainville Library for some frog lecture type thing. Then back home to put R down for nap and my neighbor and I hung outside in the sun for well over an hour bullshitting while the kids played......and they weren't even my kids. It was beautiful! I honestly have to say that my neighborhood is the absolute best. Everybody is so friendly and you could knock on any body's door looking for eggs or a cup of sugar.
My great day turned sour when I had to pick up my two from camp (neighbor stayed at my house to watch the kids and make sure R kept sleeping). I swear, the soon my two kids are in the shuffle everybody starts fighting. I really want to say that I think it's my children. Or T for that matter! Granted, it could be the girls against the boys type thing but a nice play time turned bad with my neighbors grandson crying because nobody will play with him. Of course everybody points their fingers at Trinity and there she is standing her ground saying she didn't due anything. Well, we cleaned up real fast and everybody went home. I was not happy! So I sat L and T down and ask several questions about what happened and then a lecture on top of that. "If you see your friend crying no matter what you did or did not due, you get your ass over to that friend right away and say you are sorry and show some god damn compassion!". That was the lecture! Probably not the best way to handle it but I'm hoping it worked. I just kept getting the "I didn't due anything!" from T.
I wanted to hit Winding Trails for their last triathlon tonight to take photos but everybody left around 5:30 p.m. and I was in no mood to pack them all up and head into Farmington. They all looked tired even Roxy! I said fuck it and stayed home, heated up leftovers, gave everybody bathes and watched a bit of "How To Train Your Dragon!". Everybody just went to bed without any reading and they did not complain. Bid daddy is out for a business dinner so the house is quiet and I'm getting my ass upstairs to read and sleep. I'm just minutes away from that happening.....oh joy!
WOD - 90 class - Biked about 9 - 12 miles taking everybody through a mountain bike ride (as best as I could) and off the bike three times for weights and abs. I would say it was a good class because my clothes had not one dry spot on them. I sweat like a pig anyways!
Food - Salad at McD's and nibbled this afternoon on some zucchini cake and pasta for supper tonight. Didn't eat much at all and I'm actually still hungry. Time to slug some water and hit the hay!
Today was "neighbor" day. Dropped T and L off at the camp bus for 8 a.m., back home for R and I to get dressed for the gym, out the door at 9 a.m. to pick up my neighbors girls (I take them every Tuesday), teach class (90 minutes today), over to Kohl's to use my 30% off coupon with R and the girls and then met my other neighbor at McDonald's with her grandson for lunch and then to the Plainville Library for some frog lecture type thing. Then back home to put R down for nap and my neighbor and I hung outside in the sun for well over an hour bullshitting while the kids played......and they weren't even my kids. It was beautiful! I honestly have to say that my neighborhood is the absolute best. Everybody is so friendly and you could knock on any body's door looking for eggs or a cup of sugar.
My great day turned sour when I had to pick up my two from camp (neighbor stayed at my house to watch the kids and make sure R kept sleeping). I swear, the soon my two kids are in the shuffle everybody starts fighting. I really want to say that I think it's my children. Or T for that matter! Granted, it could be the girls against the boys type thing but a nice play time turned bad with my neighbors grandson crying because nobody will play with him. Of course everybody points their fingers at Trinity and there she is standing her ground saying she didn't due anything. Well, we cleaned up real fast and everybody went home. I was not happy! So I sat L and T down and ask several questions about what happened and then a lecture on top of that. "If you see your friend crying no matter what you did or did not due, you get your ass over to that friend right away and say you are sorry and show some god damn compassion!". That was the lecture! Probably not the best way to handle it but I'm hoping it worked. I just kept getting the "I didn't due anything!" from T.
I wanted to hit Winding Trails for their last triathlon tonight to take photos but everybody left around 5:30 p.m. and I was in no mood to pack them all up and head into Farmington. They all looked tired even Roxy! I said fuck it and stayed home, heated up leftovers, gave everybody bathes and watched a bit of "How To Train Your Dragon!". Everybody just went to bed without any reading and they did not complain. Bid daddy is out for a business dinner so the house is quiet and I'm getting my ass upstairs to read and sleep. I'm just minutes away from that happening.....oh joy!
WOD - 90 class - Biked about 9 - 12 miles taking everybody through a mountain bike ride (as best as I could) and off the bike three times for weights and abs. I would say it was a good class because my clothes had not one dry spot on them. I sweat like a pig anyways!
Food - Salad at McD's and nibbled this afternoon on some zucchini cake and pasta for supper tonight. Didn't eat much at all and I'm actually still hungry. Time to slug some water and hit the hay!
Monday, August 15, 2011
Very Sorry.....
.....for my fresh mouth last night. I was beyond frustrated trying to get work done that I just went off the deep end. Sadly, the trash mouth and anger continued this morning as I was trying to finish things up. My poor husband called from work and I just f-bombed everything and could not talk without swearing. I felt really bad. Once I did finalize everything and sent out my newsletter I went shopping.
Could not get reservations until 10:30 a.m. at the gym so I hit TJ Maxx with Roxy before hand. T and L are in camp for two weeks so I'm back to school type hours and school type life. Just Roxy and I doing nothing and taking naps (at least she is). After my frustrating morning, spending some money at the school was really good therapy. $135 later! Oh Boy!
Today I'm back to the "I need to run" plan. I pulled off a workout from the white sheet and went to town (after talking to everybody for over a 1/2 hour first) WOD - 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 of burpees, squats and situps followed by run 1 mile, rest 4X. Well I was running behind so I just ran at 5K in 26:34. I needed to know if I could survive that 5K first before I really started pushing myself. I'm still alive so I guess it's time to really push hard! Well, as hard as I can :-)
Again, loved all the rain. Had the windows open in my house and I let in all the fresh cool air. Baked another zucchini cake (my boss is going to be so happy), laundry, computer work and a shower, yes I took a shower today AND shaved. Do I hear a whoop whoop! Got the kids from the bus around 4 p.m. and took my bird carcass from yesterday and made chicken noodle soup for supper tonight. Great night for comfort food. Pulled out the play-doh for the kids to play with before bed and then ni-night time. Trinity is not happy going upstairs at 7:30 p.m. to read but I need to condition her for school. She probably won't fall asleep until 9 p.m. anyways.
Food intake was okay today but not too great. Roxy totally forgot where her listening ears were and I was tired so it made it for a "I'm not going to take any body's shit today" kind of day! They all ignored me anyways!
Could not get reservations until 10:30 a.m. at the gym so I hit TJ Maxx with Roxy before hand. T and L are in camp for two weeks so I'm back to school type hours and school type life. Just Roxy and I doing nothing and taking naps (at least she is). After my frustrating morning, spending some money at the school was really good therapy. $135 later! Oh Boy!
Today I'm back to the "I need to run" plan. I pulled off a workout from the white sheet and went to town (after talking to everybody for over a 1/2 hour first) WOD - 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 of burpees, squats and situps followed by run 1 mile, rest 4X. Well I was running behind so I just ran at 5K in 26:34. I needed to know if I could survive that 5K first before I really started pushing myself. I'm still alive so I guess it's time to really push hard! Well, as hard as I can :-)
Again, loved all the rain. Had the windows open in my house and I let in all the fresh cool air. Baked another zucchini cake (my boss is going to be so happy), laundry, computer work and a shower, yes I took a shower today AND shaved. Do I hear a whoop whoop! Got the kids from the bus around 4 p.m. and took my bird carcass from yesterday and made chicken noodle soup for supper tonight. Great night for comfort food. Pulled out the play-doh for the kids to play with before bed and then ni-night time. Trinity is not happy going upstairs at 7:30 p.m. to read but I need to condition her for school. She probably won't fall asleep until 9 p.m. anyways.
Food intake was okay today but not too great. Roxy totally forgot where her listening ears were and I was tired so it made it for a "I'm not going to take any body's shit today" kind of day! They all ignored me anyways!
Sunday, August 14, 2011
I Fucking Hate Computers
I'm beyond annoyed right now. I'm trying to send out my Tri Club newsletter and the damn piece of shit computer is acting up and I can't download photos. It is 9:24 p.m. and I want to hit the send button so fucking bad but it's not finished......UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Now I will have to wait until tomorrow to do this. Shit!
Okay, back to being nice!
We had a weekend of staying home and doing housey stuff! My manager at work brought in this enormous zucchini from his garden and I told him that I would bake some zucchini breads/pie/cake etc. My weekend was focused on baking:
Saturday:
WOD - Hour spin class. I'm so done having my vagina on a bike seat. I taught enough this past week that I think I'm off the sub list for a while. But the class was great and it was a good end to a crazy week.
Back home to bake my ass off! Four zucchini breads later, I was changing the kids bed sheets, rearranging their rooms, laundry and cooking a dish for a party that we went to at night. Not bad if I say so myself. We finally brushed our teeth and got dressed to head out to my friends party which was an absolute blast by the way. Ate, swam, talked, ate, drank, ate, swam, ate, danced (they had a DJ) and had loads of fun. I felt bad taking the kids away from the party at 9 p.m. but they will turn into Satan's Devils if I don't get them home and into bed.
Sunday:
WOD - Nada.....And thank goodness for this awesome rain. I LOVE rainy days! Again I was a baking whore making chocolate zucchini cake, cooking a nice bird with stuffing, more laundry, grocery shopping and maybe a wee bit of TV time. Probably 15 minutes while folding laundry!
Funny story about today, for the past 3 days there has been this awful smell inside or near my washing machine. Smelt like a dead mouse which happens in our walls every now and then. With the cats around they catch most of them but can also hide them. I thought this was the case! Finally after the awful smell again today I said FUCK IT! "honey, help me get the washer and dryer moved!". First nothing under the dryer and then we go to move the washer and there is this carcass that looks like a fucking bat. Todd picks it up and IT'S A FUCKING BAT! A smelly ass dead bat. How the hell did this fucker get into my house and under my god damn washer! Now I'm a paranoid freak checking every corner of the house waiting for the whole damn bat family to scoop down and attack me. Yuck!
Kids are in camp starting tomorrow. Back to me and Roxy for two weeks and then they are in school. I'm really looking forward to the quiet time with my baby. I can actually put her down for a decent nap and get some stuff done in the house. Like maybe pick up the vacuum, mop or dust cloth. Well we are remodeling the kids bathroom so I'll probably have to paint. Oh joy!
Now I will have to wait until tomorrow to do this. Shit!
Okay, back to being nice!
We had a weekend of staying home and doing housey stuff! My manager at work brought in this enormous zucchini from his garden and I told him that I would bake some zucchini breads/pie/cake etc. My weekend was focused on baking:
Saturday:
WOD - Hour spin class. I'm so done having my vagina on a bike seat. I taught enough this past week that I think I'm off the sub list for a while. But the class was great and it was a good end to a crazy week.
Back home to bake my ass off! Four zucchini breads later, I was changing the kids bed sheets, rearranging their rooms, laundry and cooking a dish for a party that we went to at night. Not bad if I say so myself. We finally brushed our teeth and got dressed to head out to my friends party which was an absolute blast by the way. Ate, swam, talked, ate, drank, ate, swam, ate, danced (they had a DJ) and had loads of fun. I felt bad taking the kids away from the party at 9 p.m. but they will turn into Satan's Devils if I don't get them home and into bed.
Sunday:
WOD - Nada.....And thank goodness for this awesome rain. I LOVE rainy days! Again I was a baking whore making chocolate zucchini cake, cooking a nice bird with stuffing, more laundry, grocery shopping and maybe a wee bit of TV time. Probably 15 minutes while folding laundry!
Funny story about today, for the past 3 days there has been this awful smell inside or near my washing machine. Smelt like a dead mouse which happens in our walls every now and then. With the cats around they catch most of them but can also hide them. I thought this was the case! Finally after the awful smell again today I said FUCK IT! "honey, help me get the washer and dryer moved!". First nothing under the dryer and then we go to move the washer and there is this carcass that looks like a fucking bat. Todd picks it up and IT'S A FUCKING BAT! A smelly ass dead bat. How the hell did this fucker get into my house and under my god damn washer! Now I'm a paranoid freak checking every corner of the house waiting for the whole damn bat family to scoop down and attack me. Yuck!
Kids are in camp starting tomorrow. Back to me and Roxy for two weeks and then they are in school. I'm really looking forward to the quiet time with my baby. I can actually put her down for a decent nap and get some stuff done in the house. Like maybe pick up the vacuum, mop or dust cloth. Well we are remodeling the kids bathroom so I'll probably have to paint. Oh joy!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Oh I'm so naughty it's shamful
.....Do you have any idea what was sitting in front of me for lunch? A nice big plate of boneless buffalo wings with ranch dressing for dipping. OMG it was beyond orgasmic. You'd swear I was pregnant with these crazy cravings! Last night I wanted pasta with mozzy balls and pine nuts. Today I wanted buffalo wings. Go figure! It was so damn good though.
WOD - 5:45 a.m. spin class. I took them through a mtn bike ride! At least I tried. I just visualized the trail we usually bike at the reservoir and I had them jumping rocks, going down drop offs, climbing some steep hills and pedaling through some sand. It was fun! I was in no mood to workout because I didn't get to bed until 11 p.m. and slept like shit (damn cat) but once I got through the burn I felt great. I was a very happy girl when I got off the bike. Endorphins were kicking in.
Remember my "ass" chafing issue yesterday? Well, I kind of felt it on the bike today and in the shower. So I was thinking of wearing a simple sundress today that won't cram anything up my ass and make things worse. So I put on my sundress with no underwear and I honestly pulled out the body glide and gave my ass a good lube job to prevent anything else happening today. I should be embarrassed talking about all this but I'm not. This probably happens to a lot of people so I am not ashamed. When it comes to the heat and dresses/sundress/skirts I develop chafing issues. This is probably due to my big ass and the constant chub rub. A girl has to do what a girl has to do. But I do have to brag and say I look HOT today. Bow-chica-bow-wow!!!!!!
Work is beyond crazy today. That means I did not leave my desk all day until 1 p.m. which was for a half hour to pick up lunch and some groceries. My ass has been in a chair too long that my tail bone is very unhappy! Writing this blog is my "smoke break". I should head outside and soak up the sunshine for a few minutes but I still have too much to do before I can leave.....boo hoo!
Looking forward to the weekend; spin class tomorrow morning (subbing again), party at my friends house later in the afternoon on Saturday and then maybe a chill day on Sunday with groceries, yard work and some house work. We are remodeling the kids bathroom so we need to tear it apart so I can start painting. The tile/sink will be put in in about two weeks. Then we need to remodel Lincoln and Roxy's room. It is well over due.
Enjoy your weekend!
WOD - 5:45 a.m. spin class. I took them through a mtn bike ride! At least I tried. I just visualized the trail we usually bike at the reservoir and I had them jumping rocks, going down drop offs, climbing some steep hills and pedaling through some sand. It was fun! I was in no mood to workout because I didn't get to bed until 11 p.m. and slept like shit (damn cat) but once I got through the burn I felt great. I was a very happy girl when I got off the bike. Endorphins were kicking in.
Remember my "ass" chafing issue yesterday? Well, I kind of felt it on the bike today and in the shower. So I was thinking of wearing a simple sundress today that won't cram anything up my ass and make things worse. So I put on my sundress with no underwear and I honestly pulled out the body glide and gave my ass a good lube job to prevent anything else happening today. I should be embarrassed talking about all this but I'm not. This probably happens to a lot of people so I am not ashamed. When it comes to the heat and dresses/sundress/skirts I develop chafing issues. This is probably due to my big ass and the constant chub rub. A girl has to do what a girl has to do. But I do have to brag and say I look HOT today. Bow-chica-bow-wow!!!!!!
Work is beyond crazy today. That means I did not leave my desk all day until 1 p.m. which was for a half hour to pick up lunch and some groceries. My ass has been in a chair too long that my tail bone is very unhappy! Writing this blog is my "smoke break". I should head outside and soak up the sunshine for a few minutes but I still have too much to do before I can leave.....boo hoo!
Looking forward to the weekend; spin class tomorrow morning (subbing again), party at my friends house later in the afternoon on Saturday and then maybe a chill day on Sunday with groceries, yard work and some house work. We are remodeling the kids bathroom so we need to tear it apart so I can start painting. The tile/sink will be put in in about two weeks. Then we need to remodel Lincoln and Roxy's room. It is well over due.
Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday, August 11, 2011
I need to stop having fun....
......because I could barely fit in my pants today since my ass is getting big! Oh my word! I don't recall these damn things being this snug. I need to get my shit together NOW.
Okay, done bitching....but wait there's more.
WOD - was supposed to be 20/20/20 of swim/bike/run but with work things are a bit crazy this week so I chose to go for a run instead. Hubby asked me to run to the store to meet him to pick out granite for the bathroom sink. All I had to do was run up the hill behind work and back down the other side to meet him. Maybe 25 minute run or so. Pushed hard on the hill going up and felt great. Picked out our granite, needed to poop (go figure) so hit KFC to use their potty (granite place didn't really have a "good" potty) and ran back to work. This is when shit hit the fan:
A. It's fucking hot out!
B. Since I pushed hard and stopped to shop I could not get started again.
C. Why do my feet hurt? Oh great, blisters! I haven't had blisters in ages. Not even during my IM races.
D. Uh oh, is that chafing under my arms. Damn it!
E. OMG I want water so bad!
Phew! Made it back to work in one piece looking like one big sweaty mess! Hit the locker room to get cleaned up and stretch and that is when more shit hit the fan:
A. I can't get my 2 inch sling-back shoes on for crying out loud. My feet hurt too bad with the blisters.
B. Why the hell can't I just wear my sneakers and shorts in the office. Do I really need to look "pretty"? Because right now I look like shit.
C. Stupid chafing. It stings and rubs against my shirt. WTF!
D. Why is my thong bothering me? Shit, I have chafing in my ass crack. Nice!
So here I am at my desk with all these issues. I don't want to walk because my feet hurt in these fancy shoes (hate fancy shoes), thong is rubbing my chaffed ass (I should just take them off) and I'm realizing that I need to run more than once a week and I also need to start watching my diet. I hate the word "diet" but I do need to focus. I'm going to say that I will start on Monday. Oh boy! I hope I can do it!
Okay, done bitching....but wait there's more.
WOD - was supposed to be 20/20/20 of swim/bike/run but with work things are a bit crazy this week so I chose to go for a run instead. Hubby asked me to run to the store to meet him to pick out granite for the bathroom sink. All I had to do was run up the hill behind work and back down the other side to meet him. Maybe 25 minute run or so. Pushed hard on the hill going up and felt great. Picked out our granite, needed to poop (go figure) so hit KFC to use their potty (granite place didn't really have a "good" potty) and ran back to work. This is when shit hit the fan:
A. It's fucking hot out!
B. Since I pushed hard and stopped to shop I could not get started again.
C. Why do my feet hurt? Oh great, blisters! I haven't had blisters in ages. Not even during my IM races.
D. Uh oh, is that chafing under my arms. Damn it!
E. OMG I want water so bad!
Phew! Made it back to work in one piece looking like one big sweaty mess! Hit the locker room to get cleaned up and stretch and that is when more shit hit the fan:
A. I can't get my 2 inch sling-back shoes on for crying out loud. My feet hurt too bad with the blisters.
B. Why the hell can't I just wear my sneakers and shorts in the office. Do I really need to look "pretty"? Because right now I look like shit.
C. Stupid chafing. It stings and rubs against my shirt. WTF!
D. Why is my thong bothering me? Shit, I have chafing in my ass crack. Nice!
So here I am at my desk with all these issues. I don't want to walk because my feet hurt in these fancy shoes (hate fancy shoes), thong is rubbing my chaffed ass (I should just take them off) and I'm realizing that I need to run more than once a week and I also need to start watching my diet. I hate the word "diet" but I do need to focus. I'm going to say that I will start on Monday. Oh boy! I hope I can do it!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Watch Hill R.I. here we come!
What an AMAZING day! Today is really my last full day with the kids before they head to camp on Monday for two weeks from 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. and then off to school. Since I work tomorrow and Friday, today was technically my last day with them. So I decided to pack up the Tahoe and head to Watch Hill R.I. for some great body surfing. And body surfing we did!
My day started off really early...WOD was 5:45 a.m. spin class. When I got home I had to pack up lunches and get everything situated. On the road by 8:47 a.m. and we were on the beach and unpacked by 10:43 a.m. Not bad! The drive was really easy since we left just after morning rush hour. Arrived in RI early enough to get a decent parking spot. Granted, if we wanted the waves we needed to head to the beach away from the public beach which was a wee walk. Thank goodness we chose that beach because the waves were unbelievable. T and L's eyeballs almost popped out of their heads. They were so excited to take their boogie boards and ride the waves.
We stayed ALL DAY! I think we left the beach to head back to the car around 4-ish. By this point, Lincoln was knocked on his ass from this enormous wave, Roxy was eating everything and getting antsy to go home and Trinity's friend (the one she met at the beach) left so I finally had my daughter back. Here are all the funny things that happened today (at least I found it funny):
1. Trinity was digging in her crotch so bad due to the sand. The girl was in the water all day long, no wonder why her ass/and jay-jay is all full of sand. Mine would be too.
2. Every time I looked at Roxy she was sneaking something out of the cooler or the snack bag. She's just like her mother.
3. Trinity finally came out of the water very upset because she was chafing in her armpits from her suit and then between her legs because of the sand. Poor thing is like her mother too!
4. Had to help a family jump their car in the parking lot. And I had absolutely no idea that I had jumper cables in my "emergency kit" that I have in the back of the truck. Good to know!
5. Lincoln locks himself in the bathroom stall and a guy is yelling into the ladies room looking for Stacia. Are you fucking kidding me. I was trying to poop and I have this strange guy yelling for me. Trinity and Roxy were with me too and they bolted out to see what was going on with Lincoln. Talk about interrupting mama during a much needed moment!
6. Kids spilled an entire bottle of water at pizza place. We were on our hands and knees with paper towels cleaning it all up.
7. Pulled off all the kids' bathing suits to have an enormous pile of sand dumped into my truck. I can't even begin to think how all that sand got in their suits.
8. Forgot shorts for Trinity so she needed to wear my skirt into town so I could buy her some shorts. Poor girl would never survive in her itchy/sandy suit. Found a shop that sold regular cotton "Watch Hill" shorts that I bought for her. Woman's Small! Ouch!
9. Kids were thirsty all day that we did nothing but piss in the public bathroom once in town. We just about lived in the loo. It wasn't the nicest place either.
So once we got back to the truck, jumped somebodies car (I'm going to heaven for doing a good deed), dressed the kids, walked into town, bought T shorts, bathroom break, a couple of carousel rides, sliced pizza at the Watch Hill pizza shop, another bathroom break, ice cream, another bathroom break, back to car I finally arrived home by 7:45 p.m. Now I needed to unload the truck and get every body's asses/crotches scrubbed. Trinity needed to be lubed up with bag balm for all her chafing and finally get my own ass out of my bathing suit and into the shower. I needed to scrub my ass real good too. I was hitting those waves with the kids so sand found it's way up my crotch and in my top. Yahoo!
Another wonderful day with the kids. The only thing that I'm really sad about is that my kids did not thank me for the special day that we had. Instead Trinity bitched about her chafing, Roxy complained that she was "hungry" and Lincoln was just following the crowd and picking on his sisters. I guess I was expecting "Mommy, thank you so much! I had a great day with you today!" or "Mommy, that was the best day ever! I love you!". Nope! I didn't get anything at all. Very sad! Oh well!
My day started off really early...WOD was 5:45 a.m. spin class. When I got home I had to pack up lunches and get everything situated. On the road by 8:47 a.m. and we were on the beach and unpacked by 10:43 a.m. Not bad! The drive was really easy since we left just after morning rush hour. Arrived in RI early enough to get a decent parking spot. Granted, if we wanted the waves we needed to head to the beach away from the public beach which was a wee walk. Thank goodness we chose that beach because the waves were unbelievable. T and L's eyeballs almost popped out of their heads. They were so excited to take their boogie boards and ride the waves.
We stayed ALL DAY! I think we left the beach to head back to the car around 4-ish. By this point, Lincoln was knocked on his ass from this enormous wave, Roxy was eating everything and getting antsy to go home and Trinity's friend (the one she met at the beach) left so I finally had my daughter back. Here are all the funny things that happened today (at least I found it funny):
1. Trinity was digging in her crotch so bad due to the sand. The girl was in the water all day long, no wonder why her ass/and jay-jay is all full of sand. Mine would be too.
2. Every time I looked at Roxy she was sneaking something out of the cooler or the snack bag. She's just like her mother.
3. Trinity finally came out of the water very upset because she was chafing in her armpits from her suit and then between her legs because of the sand. Poor thing is like her mother too!
4. Had to help a family jump their car in the parking lot. And I had absolutely no idea that I had jumper cables in my "emergency kit" that I have in the back of the truck. Good to know!
5. Lincoln locks himself in the bathroom stall and a guy is yelling into the ladies room looking for Stacia. Are you fucking kidding me. I was trying to poop and I have this strange guy yelling for me. Trinity and Roxy were with me too and they bolted out to see what was going on with Lincoln. Talk about interrupting mama during a much needed moment!
6. Kids spilled an entire bottle of water at pizza place. We were on our hands and knees with paper towels cleaning it all up.
7. Pulled off all the kids' bathing suits to have an enormous pile of sand dumped into my truck. I can't even begin to think how all that sand got in their suits.
8. Forgot shorts for Trinity so she needed to wear my skirt into town so I could buy her some shorts. Poor girl would never survive in her itchy/sandy suit. Found a shop that sold regular cotton "Watch Hill" shorts that I bought for her. Woman's Small! Ouch!
9. Kids were thirsty all day that we did nothing but piss in the public bathroom once in town. We just about lived in the loo. It wasn't the nicest place either.
So once we got back to the truck, jumped somebodies car (I'm going to heaven for doing a good deed), dressed the kids, walked into town, bought T shorts, bathroom break, a couple of carousel rides, sliced pizza at the Watch Hill pizza shop, another bathroom break, ice cream, another bathroom break, back to car I finally arrived home by 7:45 p.m. Now I needed to unload the truck and get every body's asses/crotches scrubbed. Trinity needed to be lubed up with bag balm for all her chafing and finally get my own ass out of my bathing suit and into the shower. I needed to scrub my ass real good too. I was hitting those waves with the kids so sand found it's way up my crotch and in my top. Yahoo!
Another wonderful day with the kids. The only thing that I'm really sad about is that my kids did not thank me for the special day that we had. Instead Trinity bitched about her chafing, Roxy complained that she was "hungry" and Lincoln was just following the crowd and picking on his sisters. I guess I was expecting "Mommy, thank you so much! I had a great day with you today!" or "Mommy, that was the best day ever! I love you!". Nope! I didn't get anything at all. Very sad! Oh well!
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